lol liek it says above, imma thief XDDD
annnd, at liek 4 in the morn im going back to cruddy ny! fakeyayplz! oh well, aint no way in hell cld i live in florida! i neeeeeed pretty flowers wit a light rain, colorful leaves and a cool breeze, and of course snow! cheese n rice i died out here! i got sunburn on mah face and shoulders/back/chest gawd it hurts! *headshot* ok, now that i think im out of my misery time for stolen things yay!

stolen from


1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way. ( *pushes door* >.< *looks at door*....*door says "PULL"*)

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted(yus,then i thought it was kewl and poked the broken outlet again.....tingly)

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave. (it sparked! can u beleev that?!)

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.(lol whut?)

12. [x] You sometimes dont understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out. (hehe)

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it. (like 3 times in one day)

15 [/] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing. (only half the day)

16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. (lol butter knife)

17. [x] You have played with fire. (yup, set my towel slightly aflame!)

18. [] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener. (thnk gawd i didnt!)

19. [x]You didnt even notice there wasnt a number 13 in this quiz ($h!+ rlly????)

20. [x]You just checked to see if there wasnt a number 13 (lol)

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's
heehee, imma 90.5% retarded....sum how im not surprised....
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: could blackmail you with half the shit they know.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their asses.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!".

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did